I'm sorry to trouble you with my banal request, but:
I've been trying to find a couple of PotC crack videos, but I can't seem to find them. (Typing "despite popular belief I prefer being the bottom" did unfortunately not produce any interesting google or youtube hits).
The videos I'm looking for could be found on youtube two, maybe three years ago and consisted of scenes from The Black Pearl where the sound was replaced by music and the clips had funny subtitles. I remember two videos. One was made out of the scene where Elizabeth tricks Norrington into searching for Will by pretending to accept his proposal. The subtitles goes something like this:
Swann: You slept with the pirate?!
Elizabeth: Yes, and it was wonderful.
Sparrow: She's right you know.
Norrington: Despite popular belief I prefer being the bottom. Please escort Sparrow to my cabin where he will work his magic on my body.
Sparrow: Sounds kinky.
The other was the scene right as the end when Sparrow escapes. Norrington decides to let Elizabeth have Will, because he "prefers his pretty boys a bit older" and Swann replies: "He means me, even though this is not my real hair".
Has anyone seen them lately?
Again, I appologise for my silly request. (I need my crack!)
x-posted to norrington_love